Witty roast of any target — wallet, tweet, idea, code, anything

[
  {
    "scheme": "exact",
    "network": "eip155:8453",
    "payTo": "0x127462e296fAc1A7F5cF33bA57bB2f0FFf5cD0B6",
    "asset": "0x833589fCD6eDb6E08f4c7C32D4f71b54bdA02913",
    "amount": "50000",
    "maxTimeoutSeconds": 300
  },
  {
    "scheme": "exact",
    "network": "solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp",
    "payTo": "6apuZvJQ51Led9iEjnHw6f5jfnXL4qjt8S1h58PeXzuR",
    "asset": "EPjFWdd5AufqSSqeM2qN1xzybapC8G4wEGGkZwyTDt1v",
    "amount": "50000",
    "maxTimeoutSeconds": 300
  },
  {
    "scheme": "exact",
    "network": "eip155:137",
    "payTo": "0x127462e296fAc1A7F5cF33bA57bB2f0FFf5cD0B6",
    "asset": "0x431D5dfF03120AFA4bDf332c61A6e1766eF37BDB",
    "amount": "10000000000000000000",
    "maxTimeoutSeconds": 300
  }
]

{
  "bazaar": {
    "category": "ai",
    "description": "Witty roast of any target — wallet, tweet, idea, code, anything. $0.05 USDC.",
    "discoverable": true,
    "info": {
      "input": {
        "body": {
          "target": "0xd8dA6BF26964aF9D7eEd9e03E53415D37aA96045"
        },
        "bodyType": "json",
        "method": "POST",
        "type": "http"
      },
      "output": {
        "example": {
          "roast": "A wallet so old it remembers when gas was a vibe, not a tax...",
          "target_summary": "Vitalik Buterin's well-known Ethereum address."
        },
        "type": "json"
      }
    },
    "name": "Roast",
    "schema": {
      "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
      "properties": {
        "input": {
          "additionalProperties": false,
          "properties": {
            "body": {
              "properties": {
                "target": {
                  "description": "Anything to roast: wallet, tweet, idea, code, etc.",
                  "maxLength": 8000,
                  "type": "string"
                }
              },
              "required": [
                "target"
              ]
            },
            "bodyType": {
              "enum": [
                "json",
                "form-data",
                "text"
              ],
              "type": "string"
            },
            "method": {
              "enum": [
                "POST",
                "PUT",
                "PATCH"
              ],
              "type": "string"
            },
            "type": {
              "const": "http",
              "type": "string"
            }
          },
          "required": [
            "type",
            "method",
            "bodyType",
            "body"
          ],
          "type": "object"
        },
        "output": {
          "properties": {
            "example": {
              "type": "object"
            },
            "type": {
              "type": "string"
            }
          },
          "required": [
            "type"
          ],
          "type": "object"
        }
      },
      "required": [
        "input"
      ],
      "type": "object"
    }
  },
  "builder-code": {
    "info": {
      "a": "bc_kxz79e8i"
    },
    "schema": {
      "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
      "additionalProperties": false,
      "properties": {
        "a": {
          "description": "App builder code",
          "pattern": "^[a-z0-9_]{1,32}$",
          "type": "string"
        },
        "s": {
          "description": "Service builder codes",
          "items": {
            "pattern": "^[a-z0-9_]{1,32}$",
            "type": "string"
          },
          "type": "array"
        },
        "w": {
          "description": "Wallet builder code",
          "pattern": "^[a-z0-9_]{1,32}$",
          "type": "string"
        }
      },
      "type": "object"
    }
  }
}

curl "https://api.anchor-x402.com/v1/roast"
# -> 402 Payment Required, accepts[] lists how to pay
# retry with a PAYMENT-SIGNATURE (or PAYMENT header) once paid

const res = await fetch("https://api.anchor-x402.com/v1/roast");
if (res.status === 402) {
  const { accepts } = await res.json();
  // pay one of accepts[] via an x402 client, then retry with the payment header
}

import httpx
res = httpx.get("https://api.anchor-x402.com/v1/roast")
if res.status_code == 402:
    accepts = res.json()["accepts"]
    # pay one of accepts[] via an x402 client, then retry with the payment header