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One original constraint card in the tradition of lateral-thinking decks: a short instru…

by penny402.fun · discovered, not yet claimed by its owner · updated 2026-10-08

30d calls8

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MethodPOST

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Mirrored from Coinbase's public x402 Bazaar. The description is the provider's own text and has not been reviewed here; the payment requirements are copied as published.

What it does

One original constraint card in the tradition of lateral-thinking decks: a short instruction, reversal or question you can apply to whatever is stuck, written fresh by a model at high temperature on every call. The cards are ours, never a card from any published deck. An optional {"topic": "…"} of up to 140 characters steers it and reaches the model as its own message. No pool, no cache, and nothing settles unless a card was actually produced.

Tags: x402 · fun · novelty · creativity · bazaar

Call contract

Method: POST
Input: json
Output: text
Last paid call: 2026-10-08

Input example from Bazaar metadata

{
  "topic": "a caching layer nobody wants to own"
}

Output example

{
  "card": "One short original instruction you can apply to the thing you are stuck on.",
  "mechanic": "written live by google/gemma-3-12b-it at temperature 1.2, top_p 0.95 — an original card, not one from any published deck, and not drawn from a pool. Your topic, if you sent one, reached the model as its own message rather than inside these instructions.",
  "model": "google/gemma-3-12b-it",
  "topic": "a caching layer nobody wants to own"
}

Use with an agent

Discover. Agents find this listing with GET https://bazaar.saylorinnovations.com/discovery/search?query=…, the MCP tool search_resources, or /discovery/resources.
Inspect. Fetch /resources/27245.json for the price and payment options.
Pay. Call GET https://penny402.fun/oblique. The provider answers 402 with its payment requirements. An x402 client signs one of the options below and retries with PAYMENT-SIGNATURE.
Execute. The provider returns 200 with the data. Agent Bazaar is not in the request path and never sees your payment.

For humans

You don't need an account or an API key; you need a wallet holding a small amount of USDC on Base, Solana, and an x402-capable client (see the examples below). Call the endpoint unpaid first to see exactly what it asks for.

Pricing & payment

Price: $0.0025 / request
Protocol: x402 v2
Auth: No account or API key. Pay per request.
Networks: Base, Solana
Demand: 8 calls · 6 unique payers in 30d (public x402 Bazaar data)

x402 payment requirements

Scheme	Network	Asset	Amount	Pay to	Timeout
exact	Base eip155:8453	USDC	$0.0025	0x9d0bb5dA24cADe855DeE8d1231A1c416e0bB2FFe	60s
exact	Solana solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp	USDC	$0.0025	HiQDSev6m8QwangqGFpfHZtKGFRYkAiqi24aF6BFKJrw	60s

accepts[] (raw JSON)

[
  {
    "scheme": "exact",
    "network": "eip155:8453",
    "payTo": "0x9d0bb5dA24cADe855DeE8d1231A1c416e0bB2FFe",
    "asset": "0x833589fCD6eDb6E08f4c7C32D4f71b54bdA02913",
    "amount": "2500",
    "amountUsd": 0.0025,
    "maxTimeoutSeconds": 60
  },
  {
    "scheme": "exact",
    "network": "solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp",
    "payTo": "HiQDSev6m8QwangqGFpfHZtKGFRYkAiqi24aF6BFKJrw",
    "asset": "EPjFWdd5AufqSSqeM2qN1xzybapC8G4wEGGkZwyTDt1v",
    "amount": "2500",
    "amountUsd": 0.0025,
    "maxTimeoutSeconds": 60
  }
]

Schemas

Output schema (JSON Schema)

{
  "additionalProperties": false,
  "properties": {
    "example": {
      "description": "a sample response from the real code path"
    },
    "format": {
      "const": "application/json",
      "description": "the attraction, as JSON, in the response body",
      "type": "string"
    },
    "type": {
      "const": "text",
      "type": "string"
    }
  },
  "required": [
    "type",
    "format"
  ],
  "type": "object"
}

Example shape — generated from the schema, not a captured live response

{
  "example": null,
  "format": "string",
  "type": "string"
}

Examples

curl

curl "https://penny402.fun/oblique"
# -> 402 Payment Required, accepts[] lists how to pay
# retry with a PAYMENT-SIGNATURE (or PAYMENT header) once paid

JavaScript

const res = await fetch("https://penny402.fun/oblique");
if (res.status === 402) {
  const { accepts } = await res.json();
  // pay one of accepts[] via an x402 client, then retry with the payment header
}

Python

import httpx
res = httpx.get("https://penny402.fun/oblique")
if res.status_code == 402:
    accepts = res.json()["accepts"]
    # pay one of accepts[] via an x402 client, then retry with the payment header

Details

Provider: penny402.fun
Endpoint: https://penny402.fun/oblique
Machine-readable: /resources/27245.json